Wednesday, April 2, 2008

For every fallen coffee maker...

I start every day with a cup of coffee and soy creamer. Every day. The only exceptions come in the hottest parts of the SoCal summer, when I drink sweet iced tea instead.

A few days ago, our coffee maker went boom. In an act of desperation, I bought some Folgers instant coffee to tide us over until we can get a new one.

Jeebus. How does anyone drink this crap? It doesn't dissolve completely and it tastes horrible. On the side of the container it says, "Mellow and smooth with an unmistakable vanilla flavor."

Well, if by "vanilla" they mean "ass" then that's right on.

Dis. Gus. Ting.

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